Leonardo da Vinci? Offended God and Mankind. Me? Honestly, Not That Bad“ I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.” -Leonardo Da VinciJun 15, 2017Jun 15, 2017
Published inThe HavenA Message From Charlie, Your New Boss at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate FactoryAs many of you already know (due to your direct involvement in it), there was recently a horrifying contest held (masquerading as a tour of…May 3, 2017May 3, 2017
Is Bill Nye Going to Martyr Himself for Climate Change or is He Just Gonna Keep Yapping?Climate change is going to be the thing that kills us and that’s not my fault. Doesn’t seem like my fight. I’m not a scientist and I’m not…May 2, 2017May 2, 2017
Was Socrates Even Shredded?“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty…Mar 30, 20179Mar 30, 20179
In a Way Aren’t We Lucky We Didn’t Have to See JFK’s Sexy Ass Grow Old and Decrepit?I’d just like to start off this post by saying that I’m not trying to say that JFK’s assassination was in any way a good thing and it…Mar 28, 20171Mar 28, 20171
“Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the Earth”I didn’t even know what to think when I heard Jesus say this live at the Sermon on the Mount. I mean, I thought it was a nice gesture from…Mar 25, 2017Mar 25, 2017
65% of Pets Named After Game of Thrones Characters, or At Least, That’s What I’d ThinkPlease just share it. I forgot to do the research for this article and I can’t really afford another meeting about my low engagement…Mar 18, 2017Mar 18, 2017
Leave King Tut Alone!I’ve always been fascinated by Ancient Egypt, so I try my best to keep tabs on new and exciting discoveries happening in the field of…Mar 16, 2017Mar 16, 2017
